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Lebron James air balling 3 times in one game! Lebron sucks yes! Never saw Jordan or Kobe Bryant do that!
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Wow, Lebron shows again that he sucks and can’t be clutch like Michael Jordan by missing free throws in the fourth quarter!
Marv Albert just said that Lebron James is a 77% free throw shooter late in games!
And to think that you’d want to give the ball to your best player late in the game so that in case they foul him, he would make the free throw.
C’mon man! At least don’t be a choker in the town Jordan played in!
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Yo, where is the asterisk next to the word whore? Whore=LeBron James. WHAT?
Here is the copy and paste version from USA Today. If you want to go to their neat site, click on neat site, but just read it here, k?
Nobody took LeBron James’ move to South Beach harder than Cleveland fans. And no Cleveland fan took it harder than Scott Raab.
But Raab had an outlet for his anger. A writer forEsquire, Raab has just published The Whore of Akron: One Man’s Search For The Soul of LeBron James.
Part comic-polemic, part-confessional and partly a love-letter to family, Raab has released all his venom on James as the scapegoat for the nearly six decades Cleveland has gone without a title winner.
The author talked to Game On! about his book.
Do you feel better for having purged yourself?
Yes.
\\WELL GOOD FOR YOU, FIBER IS GREAT AS WELL///
Did you feel better right away or did you have to finish it all?
I had to finish it. I’ve had to think that there are still ways that I won’t find out how much better I feel until they take the court. Until I see the man play….But I had a lot of fun along the way, I really did. Hopefully the reader will too. Writing through it and trying to answer a couple of the questions of what made me so passionate but such a hater. I think I needed to go deep to answer those and I do feel better.
///FINISH IT ALL AND GET IT OUT THERE SINCE THE LOCKOUT IS HAPPENING, GET SOME ATTENTION TO IT!\\
You were brutal with a lot of people including LeBron James. Any regrets?
No. I do a 25-year, million-word paper trail as a magazine writer for Esquire and GQ before that. Part of thing as a magazine writer is to take no prisoners. So that is Part I. Part II? My poor mother, God bless her, has gone nuclear. She tells my brother that I’ve written my Mommie Dearest. She’s telling me now that she’s not coming to my son’s Bar Mitzvah.
\\COME ON NOW, TELL HER YOU’RE LOOKING TO MAKE SOME CASH OFF THIS BOOK!///
Frederick Exley wrote A Fan’s Notes about the New York Giants and then went off the rails. Any worries that you would become Exley?
I’ve been sober since 1994. I worry everyday. Exley is a cautionary tale. A guy who drank his talent away. He followedA Fan’s Notes with some books that were really awful. By comparison they were tragically bad. And then he drank his life away. For some people I know their bottom means a much lower bottom than my own. You don’t have to be in recovery to know that as a father you are never going to buy a minute back with your kids. No matter how much money you make. I look to guys like Exley and (Charles) Bukowski for justification when I was younger. “I’m a writer. Look at me drink. I must be a writer.”
\\WRITE WRITE, MORE BOOKS MUST WRITE ABOUT OSAMA NEXT///
So the book helped?
It is a very odd book. My mother said “I thought you were writing a sports book?” I don’t know that I’d call it a sports book ultimately.
\\ODD BOOK? A CATCHY TITLE WITH THE WORD WHORE IN IT, I’D CALL IT A SPORTS BOOK, FOR SURE///
The Heat don’t win the title. Is that a happy ending for you?
I think it is. The ending of the season itself is more happy than not. You could feel great as a Cleveland fan. The Heat went down and LeBron succeeding wildly at failure. After rooting for the guy for seven years to succeed, I rooted for him to fail and he finally succeeded at something. I’m 59 and been a sports fan my whole life. To see an athlete of that caliber fall apart, game after game…. There is a part of me that found that was profoundly disturbing watching him whipping passes to Juwan Howard and and Mario Chalmers as if the ball was burning his hands. It strikes me something to explore at depth because I can’t think of a parallel.
\\HAPPY ENDINGS AND WHORES, IS THIS A BOOK ABOUT LEBRON JAMES OR A BOOK ABOUT WHORES AND HAPPY ENDINGS!///
Did you consider the book a love-letter to your son?
….to my son, my wife and our dog. Judah is 12. If his friends starting reading it than I’ll have to let him read it. My mother used to say “I hope I’m dead when you write a novel.” It is something I hope my boy will read eventually. Certainly some of the stuff of me hitting bottom are not things I want him to read.
\\DADDY, WHATS A WHORE? UHHH..IS THAT A SPIDER ON YOUR ARM? RUN!///
Do you find anything to like about LeBron James?
The dancing on the sidelines, the ritual handshakes, I’m an old school guy and I found that somewhat hideous. But I love his anger at losing. His refusal to shake hands after the Orlando loss was partly a result of fury at his coach and teammates but I love the fact that he wouldn’t tolerate losing. And as a basketball player I’ve never seen the like of him. I’ve had to re-evaluate that as best basketball player in pure game. But other than that I don’t see much to like there. Giving away bicycles and computers in Akron doesn’t do much to make up for the economic damage he did to Northeastern Ohio when he left.
\\I WROTE A BOOK ABOUT HIM BEING A WHORE, DON’T ASK DUMB QUESTIONS///
What do you want for readers to get from this book?
As cliché as it sounds I think it’s a funny book. It is a book about a fan so I want people to have sense of fun reading the book. I think it touches on points of fanhood that are somewhat universal. There is a generational divide. There are people who look at LeBron as a Picasso or a rock star and don’t think of team and town the same way as my generation or as Clevelanders do. I’d like them to get some idea of what Cleveland sports fan have experienced.
\\WHAT DO I WANT READERS TO GET FROM THE BOOK? I WANT READERS TO GET THE BOOK SO I CAN GET AS MUCH AS I CAN FOR WASTING MY TIME WRITING THE BOOK///
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Rapper Game’s single “Daytona 500” disses LeBron James because…well because he knows that LeBron James Sucks!
The lyrics go like this:
“I was suckin’ that pussy like it was wonton soup,” Game raps. “Then I hit LeBron’s mom in Bron-Bron’s coupe/With Delonte West taping and we had bon bons, too.”
As if having LeBron James’ mom allegedly banging Cavalier player Delonte West wasn’t enough, he needs to be reminded of it by rapper Game.
Exactly who isn’t hating on LeBron James these days?
LeBron has no respect from hip hop artists we suppose.
A few days earlier Mavs player Jason Terry and Young Jeezy ripped on him too, saying: “”Lose. Lose, lose, I feel like LeBron and them right there.”
Damn, LeBron Sucks!
(Source: thebiglead.com)
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Players and media both hate LeBron James, the self proclaimed king. He trying to be bigger than the game itself when he said he was going to leave cleveland while still playing for the cavs. DeShawn Stevenson doesn’t like the lebron james as with most of Cleveland.
Main differences is that athletes can’t publicly say that they hate Lebron James, where as the media can give their honest opinion on him, for the most part.
Damn, even Casey Anthony don’t like Lebron James and thinks he sucks..
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